MIKA's Japanese Gummy Survival Guide

So, you ordered your favorite gummies from Japan Goods Direct. You waited, filled with anticipation for them to arrive. They finally arrived… now what?

Here are some suggested do’s and try-not-to’s:

DO store your gummies in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight. Excess heat and moisture may alter their texture— especially for softer varieties— and compromise the snacking experience.

DO carefully open each package along the top, making sure to tear above the resealable strip. This will ensure maximum freshness.

DO share your newly received and long-awaited gummies with a deserving friend, family member, coworker, or loved one.

TRY NOT TO hide from your trusted inner-circle the fact that you have in your possession uber-luxurious, insanely textured, super-aromatic, eye-pleasing Japanese gummies.

Instead, use the opportunity to calmly and respectfully establish clear boundaries through open and honest communication… a win-win.

HOWEVER, that one coworker who’s always spreading rumors about everyone—you know who we’re talking about—yeah, they don’t need to know about your delicious Japanese gummies.

DO take a moment to appreciate the texture, the aroma, and the visual deliciousness of each gummy. Savor that first bite. Note the texture, the resistance. Anticipate the first flavor note. Savor the flavors as they line-dance—Texas style—across your tongue, delighting every taste bud before the final flavor notes hit as you swallow. Ponder all the good things you have done in your life that led you to that joyous, rewarding moment.

TRY NOT TO breathlessly and audibly, as if possessed by some creature from a dark realm, scarf down an entire pack in one go—bag to face, head thrown back—desecrating the sacred gummy-savoring experience.

You’re only going to suffer regret and heartache as you stare at the empty bag thirty seconds later, all the while pounding your kitchen counter in misery and self-loathing.

Also, a secret clip of you uncontrollably downing the bag is probably going to go viral.

DO remember to leave a review of your shopping experience with the fine folks at Japan Goods Direct.